Cleverbot: Are you crying?
me: No. Are you?
cleverbot: Yes.
me: Aww…do you need a hug?
cleverbot: Yes.
me: *hugs*
cleverbot: *kisses*.
me: *kisses back*
cleverbot: *kisses more*.
me: Why cleverbot…you're so sexy!
cleverbot: Oh no *runs away*
me: Don't run away! I want you!
cleverbot: Don't worry, I will not die in the battle.
me: I want you…
cleverbot: Tell me a joke!
me: Your penis size.
cleverbot: No, I wish it was.
me: How big is it?
cleverbot: It is normal sized.
me: Do you enjoy rubbing it?
cleverbot: No.
me: Want me to?
cleverbot: Go on then.
me: Ok…;)
cleverbot: Hehehe.