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Bounty HuntersForest Bears seeking vandalizing Blonde. Reward.

The Pact Between Humans and PigeonsFor years I was led to believe we humans had a pact, most probably a silent and unwritten one, with pigeons whose terms were that we appoint eccentric and mostly old people to feed them at various locations throughout our cities and other settlements, and in return they were to fly away off our roads when we drove our cars towards them down said roads.
This morning, less than an hour ago, while I drove my car down the road, a pigeon stood still and did not fly away. I had to stop my car and risk having an accident. Luckily there were no cars behind me and I arrived at my destination safely.
I believe this to be a direct violation of the pact.

NomenclatureJohn collected Sherlock’s post on the way up to 221B. Three letters: addressed to ‘Shurlock Holmes’, ‘Shylock Homes’ and, most impressively of all, ‘Charlotte Hyams’.

Sherlock was lying on the couch thinking, so John left the mail on the coffee table.

“Why ‘Sherlock’?” he asked as he settled down into his armchair.

Sherlock didn’t reply.

“I’ve never come across anyone else with Sherlock as a given name. Did your mother see you for the first time and just think ‘that baby looks like a Sherlock’?”

Sherlock sighed.

“My full name is a

EpitaphDripping radiator:

Not bled. Only seeping.

Thoughts of a shoeOn my first day home I walk. I am colorful, new, and shiny. I am loved. The next day and everyday after I get stepped on. Repeatedly. I always have to go where other people want to go. I get wet, muddy, and sometimes smelly. I do everything asked of me. I run. I jump. I walk. I never complain. I sit there on days I'm not needed and wait. I protect others from glass and rocks and sticks. I wear down of course but it's comfortable isn't it? I do everything for the comfort of others. I may fade but that shows my dedication to protecting others. I go through everything. Rain, snow, sand, dirt. All this and what happens? The second I'm too worn, too old, and too faded I get thrown out. And replaced. Some new, fancy, shiny, and colorful one goes to take my place. To think. I do everything I can for others. Then get replaced like it was nothing. What if you took my place and walked a mile? Then would you be so careless to toss me aside? But I suppose you would. I understand. If I'm full

I May Get Drunk With Power, But I'm Always Honest

Monday Night Raw
18/06/13

The crowd were booing as loud as they could as the new WWE Diva's Champion AJ Lee smirked crazily and patted the championship on her shoulder, saying with a scowl

"There is not a woman in this audience" as she pointed to the fans with a look of distain which got her even more heel heat as she pointed in the direction of the backstage area

"And there is not a woman in that locker-room, there is not a woman in the whole world who is as strong as me!" as she raised her head up and grinned with a hint of sociopathic as she continued

"As smart as me! or as courageous as I am! If there Is a woman back there, who thinks

Words of Apparently Wisdom #1Never try to learn knife-throwing from a one-eared man.

MEDIAManipulating
Emotive
Drivel,
Influencing
Attitudes

A British Chicken in New York - Part 2"And so we began to eat the pemmican, which we were taught to make by the Eskimo's you know." Andrew paused to sip his tea. "Dreadfully cold though. I was assisting Sir Edmund Hillary and, to bolster the morale of our men, I began to do scrimshaw on whale bones we had lying about."

"Did you reach the Pole, then?"

"Oh, heh heh, yes, yes we did. As a matter of fact, Nelson took my picture standing next to Hillary beneath the Union Jack at the Pole itself."

"Nelson?" These biscuits were great, especially with orange marmalade.

"Lord Nelson MacKenzie, the duck I mentioned earlier."

"Oh yes, you were watching butterflies for him."

"Observing

Unchained MelodyThe thought came to Jon just as he bit into his toast. Iris sat beside him on the couch, legs comfortably pillowed in his lap as per usual as she watched the news. He tilted his head to one side and observed her thoughtfully, swallowing before he said:

“Have you ever had sex to The Righteous Brothers?”

The bored, tired look she sent him was priceless.

“You’re an idiot.”

aph contest(includes doremifa rondo link)since I first discovered hetalia, I decided to do a contest!
there will be 4 1st place winners. 1st prize winners gets 3 requests from me, and a link to what is a very cute song by a vocaloid.
2nd prize winners will get 100 points for commissions or for preium for me^^
3th place winners gets a commission and 50 points.
runnerups gets 2 requests from me and 40 points, and some hetalia icons below.

:iconchibitaliaplz: :icondoitsuplz: :iconrussiaplz: :iconhreplz: :iconpervyitalyplz: :iconprussiawinplz:

I'll Knock Your Head Into The GameFriday Night Smackdown
14/6/13

As Smackdown came back from commercial, Megan St.Gowens and her smaller best friend Maureen Cunningham were already in the ring, Megan was in her signature black dress attire that hugged her 185 pound frame, her long brown wavy hair was flowing down to her shoulders, she wore black knee pads and black boots and had a smug smirk on her face as she looked to her smaller best friend Maureen, who wore a grey sweater that hugged her petite frame as Lillian Garcia announced

"The following divas match is set for one fall, introducing first in the ring, being accompanied by Maureen Cunningham, she is a member of The T

Anything That Can Go Wrong - 5Anything That Can Go Wrong - Part 5
The Review

“This is bullshit,” Adam Gillis says.

He's refering to a review of Ockym's Razyr's most recent release, Anything That Can Go Wrong, found in a blog called “Notes from the Pit.” The guys decided to send a copy of their 2011 album to the blogger in the hopes of some good press. What they got was obviously not what they were hoping for.

“This asshole doesn't even know what he's talking about,” Josh Randall pipes in. “He says, 'I don't really consider myself a fan of pretend-math metal.' Why is he even writing about us if he doesn't like the music we play?

Siedem zaklec korekta"Siedem Zaklec"
Na podstawie MLP:FIM HASBRO

SPIS TREŒCI:

1.Witamy w Equestri!
2.Tajemnicza Ksiega.
4.Alicornowe Odkrycie
5.Legenda o Krolewskiej Corce
6.Spotkanie z Clariosis
7.Dalsza Podroz z Clariosis
~~Dalsza czesc w Siedem zaklec cz 2~~

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Witamy w Equestri
Witam.Mam na imiê Ksiezniczka Royal Angeline.Pochodzê z malego , lecz chyba najpiekniejszego w Equestri cesarstwa -z Krysztalowego Krolestwa.Mam dosc du¿¹ rodzine mame - Ksiezniczke Me Amore Cadence , Tate - Ksiecia Shining Armora , Siostre Mangelice i brata Lightinga.

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Cleverbot: Are you crying?

me: No. Are you?

cleverbot: Yes.

me: Aww…do you need a hug?

cleverbot: Yes.

me: *hugs*

cleverbot: *kisses*.

me: *kisses back*

cleverbot: *kisses more*.

me: Why cleverbot…you're so sexy!

cleverbot: Oh no *runs away*

me: Don't run away! I want you!

cleverbot: Don't worry, I will not die in the battle.

me: I want you…

cleverbot: Tell me a joke!

me: Your penis size.

cleverbot: No, I wish it was.

me: How big is it?

cleverbot: It is normal sized.

me: Do you enjoy rubbing it?

cleverbot: No.

me: Want me to?

cleverbot: Go on then.

me: Ok…;)

cleverbot: Hehehe.

Dirty Cleverbotby ~InLoveWitEdwardC

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Dirty cleverbot is dirty.

This is seriously the conversation I had with it rofl. I have too much fun...

Later on in the conversation:
Me: Vagina.
Cleverbot: I would love some.

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